Monday, March 31, 2014

100 Things from Dark Souls 2

1. An undead traveling merchant woman with a coughing laugh
2. A curse that can only be broken by speaking with the king
3. A ruined village inhabited by a handful of amnesiacs
4. A giant bird carrying an armored knight in its talons
5. A mass of greenery impaled with swords and laden with skulls
6. A warrior waiting outside a trapped one-way gate; his friend entered and was killed
7. A giant sword impaled into the side of a castle.  A corpse at the end.
8. A petrified giant with a tree impaled through its chest.  Wields its own arm as a club.
9. A door that will only open when shown the King’s Symbol
10. A race of halflings fashioned by a princess to protect a magical bell
11. A door that opens onto a skeleton embedded in dirt
12. A magical bell guarded by six gargoyles
13. A flying knight
14. A severed head of an ancient warrior whose merciless body still lives
15. An undead medusa that holds her own head
16. A giant made of corpses, wielding a butcher’s knife
17. Elephant headed knights
18. Burial urns carved as women that shoot poison darts
19. A deep stepless hole carved into the ground in the center of town; no one knows what’s below
20. A woman in green who speaks oracular secrets
21. A sleeping knight in white armor
22. A crow-headed monster that trades you magical items for powerful souls
23. Giant rats that turn you to stone with their bite
24. An iron keep slowly melting into a pool of lava
25. Large blue-metaled doors
26. A room full of kneeling metal statues of knights wielding halberds
26. The ghost of the castle chancellor receives guests to the throneroom
27. The throneroom is empty of the king and queen, no one knows where they’ve gone
28. A room: on the walls are stone masks that spit poison darts
29. A door: a cursed prisoner is bound to the door; freeing him opens the door
30. A knight who wields a framed mirror for a shield; he can summon spirits through the mirror
31. A singing demon whose voice fills its shrine
32. A frog-demon whose mouth contains a skull and two more arms
33. An underground room filled with unmarked graves
34. A castle perched on a high peak
35. Two old dragon-riders in a room filled with gold
36. A circular room: on the walls are statues of women in robes, a circular hole in center leads down
37. The insane king is undead, and wanders his crypt, dragging his sword behind
38. A dragon skeleton that struggles to come alive and collapses into pieces
39. A giant basilisk in a cage
40. A ruined keep in a foggy glade
41. A pull-lever protruding from a dragons statue’s mouth
42. A table of glowing green potions
43. A petrified cyclops
44. The experimental mutant monsters are dumped into an acid pit; there’s treasure down there
45. A fugitive assumes you are too
46. A tower on a bay, all the windows are filled with fire
47. A map carved into the floor
48. A spell: you sweat so profusely that flame does not affect you
49. A winged demon in a lake of lava shoots lasers, breathes fire
50. A giant rat the size of a truck, vomits acid
51. A priest in a room piled with corpses
52. Tiny flaming butterflies
53. A giant spider with a head on each side of its body
54. A fog-filled forest
55. A stone balcony covered with moss
56. A giant gecko that breathes gas which turns you to stone
57. A manscorpion begs you to kill his sister
58. A fountain filled with skulls
59. A rat king which asks you to swear on the toxic sludge in his kingdom
60. An insane jailer who locked herself inside her prison
61. A withered tree is the corpse of a giant lord
62. A fire-breathing wyvern in a giant cage
63. A giant dragon grants you the power to enter the memories of the dead
64. Mirrors on the wall summon dark spirits
65. Spell: convert experience into damage
66. Spell: turn your weapon invisible
67. A golem with two opposite-facing torsos: one torso wields two maces, the other wields two swords
68. A lizard made of crystal, whose body contains powerful components
69. A gluttonous slug demon
70. An imprisoned maiden in a cage is a memory that disappears when spoken to
71. A small wicker effigy that removes curse when burnt
72. A ring which causes the undead wearing it to appear living
73. Mud pits which are filled with giant worms
74. A great chasm bridged by maze-like wooden platforms and cages
75. A room filled with stone urns
76. A bonfire provides healing to those who rest by it
77. Four ancient women in red robes drink ale from mugs
78. Skeletons imprisoned in rolling wheels, roll at you
79. A room filled with piles of bones
80. The dust of a dead saint, heals you when burned
81. A giant mill-like contraption fills a series of rooms with poison fog
82. A curse which lowers your total health
83. A statue of a woman holding an urn
84. A giant windmill with wires connected to it; cages hang from the wires
85. A large, low-ceilinged room filled with ghouls
86. Horse-headed statues breath fire
87. Horse-headed knight statues come to life, breathe fire
88. An evil knight is hunting a thief who stole his ring
89. Statue: three scaled tails twined together
90. Smoking urns suffocate you
91. A giant rolling boulder down a narrow hall
92. A two-tailed scorpion witch
93. A treasure chest mimic walks on two legs like a man
94. A deep pit filled with spider webs you can walk on
95. A petrified dragon hung in spider webs
96. A room filled with giant rat statues; each holds an urn
97. Hissing monsters which flee light
98. A witch-priest is worshipped by dead cultists
99. An obelisk shrine to the dead by the sea

100. At the bottom of a well is a broken sword

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